The Dumbest Spies

by Rachel and Samantha

There were 2 spies and there names were Rachel and Samantha and together they were the dumbest spies in the country. One day they were asked to do a job for the world which was to stop the suspect from robbing the most secret bank in America. 

We accepted and grabbed two green cucumbers and some rotten bananas and were off to stop the crime. As soon as we were there, we took out our green cucumbers. “Whiplash! I went. Oh! Its my cucumber! Chomp!” 

I don’t know why Rachel used her green cucumber instead of her rotten banana. I saw Sammy with the rotten banana and ate her rotten banana. It tasted gross, but I did it so she could use my leftover smushed green cucumber and “feel the power of the mighty green smashed cucumber!” 

So when Sammy and I went to do our job we ran into the possible suspect and we said put your hands in the air. We pointed our squishy green cucumbers at the possible suspect. It turned out that it was not the right suspect. So we continued to do our job. 

We went down the next block and saw a man wearing black clothing took a lady’s purse and we went after him, but we found out that he was her husband and we got the penalty of him eating Sammy’s cucumber. 

I think Sammy wanted to hit him with a heavy butter sock because she was so mad. Rachel took over and hit him with his wife’s fancy purse, then we walked crazily and all psyched up we went to search at a nearby cafe for the crazy robber. We were walking to the cafe, when we found a crazy drunk dude. We finally realised that the crazy drunk dude was the real suspect. We took the drunk dude and made him put his hands in the air and we took him to the most heavily guarded jail. That was “the hardest work!” for both of us and at that very moment we found out that the crazy robber dude was actually a woman that looked like a man! I never suspected that! 

Now we know that using the yummy delicious fruit as our “yummy, delicious weapons” is not making us any cooler than we are. We were the “dumbest spies” in the whole country!